You will eat the food I place before you or else. Your father and I donut slave away all day for you to be ungrateful, missy
Ooo really? This one is from google but I have made similar things. I've never found someone who thought it was appetizing, too. Usually ppl think I'm a freak for eating cheeseless thin-crust pizza. Lub you
I usually donβt have cheese on my pizza either, but Iβm not vegan, I am gluten free and the crust my husband makes me has a lot of cheese in it... so I guess the cheese is βinβ my pizza still. π
"It's not even pizza anymore!" - a dumb person who may or may not be watching me on this app after seeing it on my phone