Fight Me

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Sherily, Sep 7, 2019.

  1. You so ugly your daddy takes you to work everyday so he don't have to kiss you goodbye.
     
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  2. Yep, that's me. I love it
     
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  3. I like balsamic vinaigrette, too, though. I only used it as an example because I had a bottle right in front of me for my salad. 😂
     
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  4. First of all, tHaT sHiT hUrTeD.

    You are so stupid, you went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
     
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  5. Mirrors don't lie. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.
     
  6. You are so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet!
     
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  7. Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad
     

  8. Yo momma's so fat, it took me two trains, a plane, and a bus to get to her good side.
     
  9. Yo momma so fat when she walked past the TV I missed a whole three episodes.
     
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  10. Yo momma's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
     
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  11. Your mom gay
     
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  12. Yo momma so fat that Thanos had to snap twice.
     
  13. WOW, OKAY, NOW LISTEN HERE, YOU SLIMY LITTLE TROLL- IT WAS LIKE ONE AND A HALF SNAPS, AT MOST.
     
  14. He had to ask Dora to locate her then get right up in her face for that snap to work.
     
  15. Wait, is Boots Thanos?

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. MY CAT WILL BEAT UR DOGGO ANY DAY

    but also yes
     
  17. Yo momma so fat when ppl think of her thier neck cracks
     
  18. PROBABLY BECAUSE MY DOG IS A LITTLE DUMMY AND GETS BEAT UP BY MY CATS DAILY
     
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  19. @Sherily
    You smell.
     
  20. I'll just be over here with my drink, watching the lovable quarrels
     
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