Some people only exist, As examples of what to avoid. When I gather my merits, I swear I always feel overjoyed. I love my zone, That's inevitably my happy place. I like being alone, I have control over my own space. To win me over, Your presence has to be better... Than my solitude, And I won't tolerate an attitude. You're not, Competing with another person... You're just, Competing with my comfort zone. I'm most compatible with, The dollar sign. Give me the utmost best, It's all mine. My favorite childhood memory, Is not paying bills. Match my exhilarating energy, I feel lifted now. If you hesitate, Between me and another person... That's great, Then just don't choose me. I need loyalty and honesty, Is that you? No one's ever "too" busy, Is that you? And don't tell me you love me, If you wouldn't kill for me. And please don't ever say "ILY," Unless you're willing to die. Don't say it unless you've known me, For more than a year. Don't tell me you can't do that for me, Cause I can disappear. I'm so expeditious to forget, But I'm unforgettable. If you make me look dumb, Die, it's unforgivable.