How to milk a cow?

Damnnnn who knew honor students got down like this

 

okay gonna get forum banned for this but okay 
step 1 : find the eh you will know what
step 2 : put it in your mouth
step 3 : suck it till milk comes out or pee you'll be lucky if it aint pee ?

 

Who makes a thread about boobs this isnt right

 

You don't
They milk themselves

 

Woah man where da heck have you been? ?

 

In hibernation

 

I can see that ? like a 6 month long hibernation

 

I still feel like sleeping though
Sleep is nice

 

Amen .-.

 

'Google then copy and paste' can make people look intelligent you know?

 

Rub the nipples softly for few minutes.
Catch the 2 nipples with one hand each. Push and pull towards the bucket and squeeze it.
Do this several times until milk goes off from the 2 nipples.

Now same process for the remaining to nipples.

Hence milking is done..

Remember to target the bucket while squeezing the nipples and do not use over strength to squeeze or it might pain to cow and then cow could kick your ass.

Enjoy milking.

 

???

 

It is too boring. I have never done that.But I think it is boring

 

Mess. You don't know till you try

 

Yeah. I get such a rush out of tugging on cow nipples. Better check urself b4 u rek urself m8

 

Mess

 

Is it mess though? Is it rlly?


Mess-ception.