ZU-Kimmy

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by KristiOrNah, Dec 9, 2013.

  1. Kimmy is looking for a friend-buddy ?

    She prefers someone with lots of body hair, boy or girl. Having at least one eye is mandatory. ??

    She's a little shy, so you gotta warm up to her. Get her some hot chocolate and then you'll become best of friends.

    She is rich ️. She will DV you billions if you have 6 toes on one foot. Having nose hair is also a good plus. She likes people who let her do all the talking and you just respond.

    Kimmy likes to be called goddess or queen . But she doesn't like competition. She doesn't like to be told how it is and she wants YOU to cook and clean in the house. She wants to sit and wants to be spoiled, so you have to pay all her bills and all her stuff. But make sure you don't sad her. She'll go all out on you. Make sure when you fart it smells like febreze.

    Sometimes she wants to turtle race rp with that person. Make sure you have your turtle rp skills right so you don't mess up.

    She likes her feet to be massaged by large hands. Make sure you have at least 7 fingers. No more no less.

    If you fit these standards go wall her  she'll be happy to meet you.

     
  2. her user is ZU-Kimmmyy.

    Word ??
     
  3. I'll rub chillies over her, then top her off with cream and a cherry
     
  4. You seem like a old candidate. ️ I'll make a list
     
  5. Good* whoops 
     
  6. Zu-Kimmy?

    THAT VERY NAME SHINES WITH PURE AWESOME POWER!!!!!!!!
     
  7. Zu-Kimmmyy ? that's the user
     
  8. She would be glad to have you as a slave, I mean friend. 
     
  9. Kimmy marry me 


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  10. So I'm assuming she wants to win the turtle race too? If so I guess I'll be on my way...?
     
  11. She is a dictator  she needs to win. If she loses she'll farm you! I speak from experience.
     
  12. I have one hell of a turtle: I call him TERROR-BOYTOY-

    ^ fastest/most smartest turtle known to man.
     
  13. Come on guys ? don't be shy!
     
  14. I've already asked her....?
     
  15. That's fab 
     
  16. How bizarre is this thread....Kristi?? 
     
  17. So we finally meet Kimmy ?
     
  18. ??? I love you
     
  19. Kim kim! 