Your So Punny

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by sup_, Dec 23, 2014.

  1. My teacher told us about it. I want really paying attention so I forget everything almost
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    What the goal is to make up as many puns as you can.

    What is a pun: A joke using a word that had 2 meanings.
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    Example:
    What do you call a burnt Santa?
    Crisp Cringle

    What do you get when Santa crosses a buckle?
    Saint NICKLEus
     
    #1 sup_, Dec 23, 2014
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    #2 xSpookyBean, Dec 23, 2014


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    #3 sup_, Dec 23, 2014
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    #4 xSpookyBean, Dec 23, 2014
  5.  Banta Claus 
     
    #5 Jordiii, Dec 23, 2014
  6. You're*
     
    #6 -NO-Bueno, Dec 23, 2014
  7. Now that's a playboy bunny
     
    #7 Deviant123, Dec 23, 2014
  8. If only I was witty.
     
    #8 ZooWap, Dec 23, 2014
  9. Ahhh yea we did this for our last art exam I think. I think I still have some puns in my art book
     
    #9 Jiggy, Dec 23, 2014
  10. These puns are pretty gouda
     
    #10 TreCool2, Dec 24, 2014
  11. I didn't get the pun made by the OP about the nickel 0.0
     
    #11 DemonicHypnocat, Dec 24, 2014
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