YOUR SELF APPOINTED TYRANNICAL OVER LORD

I do. It's just I'm on break, it's early in the morning, and there's nobody up yet, and usually seeing what goes on here brutally murders 30-50 min of my life before I get bored of it and go out for Mexican food for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Never gets old.
 
@Otto, I remember once, me and my friends started talking about new college courses. Skip ahead, skip-ahead, AP Bear-Fighting is still not a course I can take nor is Assassination 101.
 
And the final exam was Bear Grylls hands you nine pink boxes, you take one of the pink boxes and you can use whatever was inside it to kill the bear.
 
That's not even the fun part. We made a fake scenario.
Little Bobby picks Box #3, opens it. Empty. Bear Grylls sends him out into the wilderness, 5 days later, Little Bobby has a huge bear claw slash going through his face, shirts ripped, body all bloody. In his right arm, the pink box. In his left, the bear's freshly cut off head.
Grylls: What's inside the box, Bobby?
Bobby: The bear's still-beating heart...
Grylls: Good job, you get a three on your final.
Bobby: Why a three?! I have the bear's head and his still beating heart in a box!
Grylls: Who said we wanted the heart to still be beating
 
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