Your list of chores

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Nemo, Mar 13, 2019.

  1. Hello, children. When I get back home from work I expect to see this house SPOTLESS . OK. Please disperse the work amongst yourselves as to not exhaust one another. Punishment will ensue if completion of ALL goals aren't satisfactory. Here's your list:
    • Do Laundry
    • Wash the dishes
    • Sing to the goats
    • Clean countertops
    • Vaccum floors
    • Feed the alligator
    • Help Molly give birth
    • Scrub the toilet
    • Organize entertainment center
    • Meet a sugar daddy/mommy
    • Fix your beds
    • Make breakfast, lunch, and dinner
    • Become a billionaire
    • Brush the couches
    • Peel off the mystery goo under the dining table
    • Ensure Debra brushes her braces
    • Free the alien in basement
    • Clean the basement
    • Scrub bodily fluids off basement walls
    • Mow the lawn
    • Cut overhanging tree branches
    • Plant seeds of forbidden fruit
    • Invite Lilith over for dinner
    • Build the new 12000 piece LEGO set I bought
    • Feed the dogs
    • Take hedgehog for a walk
    • Search for extinct dodo bird
    • Ignore CPS knocking on the door
    • Check the mail when they're gone
    • Have fun! Mommy loves you kiddos
     
  2. Dont forget to bring us food while we snuggle and watch Netflix. And if you dont get all your chores done, well... Youre grounded.
     
  3. I have a long list of w.hores
     
  4. Your sisters dont count.
     
  5. But yours do 
     
  6. The more talking you do, less time for your chores! :mad:
     
  7. Didnt know you liked 13 year old girls. Yikes!
     
  8. I'll make the meals since I'm a Johnson & Wales graduate.
     
  9. Who is going to mop the roof?
     
  10. Mommy and Daddy got that part covered ;)
     
  11. Im sure we'll find one of you hooligans to do it.
     
  12. They're not allowed to go up there! I'm planning something secret up there. I was gonna let u know but I wanted it to be a surprise. ;{
     
  13. But mom, ICE might arrest him ?
     
  14. Harry Potter lent us his invisibility cloak and we're letting Mr.Alien borrow it! :)
     
  15. Is it a kinky surprise? :')
     
  16. I'm getting a portable space craft imported from Russia and I'm gonna place it on the roof. We're smuggling Mr.Alien's family into earth next month.
     
  17. Wait. Did I just get tricked into RPing with a main and alt?

     
  18. Can i shoot the rockets?
     
  19. Wut
     
  20. You're not my mother and father. :mad: You're only the in-laws.