Hello, children. When I get back home from work I expect to see this house SPOTLESS . OK. Please disperse the work amongst yourselves as to not exhaust one another. Punishment will ensue if completion of ALL goals aren't satisfactory. Here's your list: Do Laundry Wash the dishes Sing to the goats Clean countertops Vaccum floors Feed the alligator Help Molly give birth Scrub the toilet Organize entertainment center Meet a sugar daddy/mommy Fix your beds Make breakfast, lunch, and dinner Become a billionaire Brush the couches Peel off the mystery goo under the dining table Ensure Debra brushes her braces Free the alien in basement Clean the basement Scrub bodily fluids off basement walls Mow the lawn Cut overhanging tree branches Plant seeds of forbidden fruit Invite Lilith over for dinner Build the new 12000 piece LEGO set I bought Feed the dogs Take hedgehog for a walk Search for extinct dodo bird Ignore CPS knocking on the door Check the mail when they're gone Have fun! Mommy loves you kiddos
Dont forget to bring us food while we snuggle and watch Netflix. And if you dont get all your chores done, well... Youre grounded.
They're not allowed to go up there! I'm planning something secret up there. I was gonna let u know but I wanted it to be a surprise. ;{
I'm getting a portable space craft imported from Russia and I'm gonna place it on the roof. We're smuggling Mr.Alien's family into earth next month.