So I'm really bored at the moment and I thought it would be funny to share blonde moments! I'll start! So few years ago I was at home and I was alone, I had to call my mum so I got the hands free phone and dialed her number. It rang a few times then I heard a ring in the kitchen. I went to the kitchen and saw a phone was ringing, completely oblivious to the fact it was my mums. I picked it up and answered "hello". I heard a voice in the hands free so I went to that and said "oh sorry can you just hold on a second, I'm on the phone". I go back to my mums and say "hello sorry about that"... Then I realized... I felt kinda stupid Then when I was school once we were talking about babies and how one was born without a uterus... I then said "how does she pee?", all my friends started laughing at me and I didn't know why until I realized the bladder and uterus are different! Even worse at work I was nominated for the head in the sand award. I didn't even know I was so my co worker told me and I said "really??" Then they said "yeah! You were nominated for the head in the sand award" then I next said "wait what's that?". To which they replied "you literally just defined it, well done" So there's my blonde moments what's yours?!!
Looking for your phone while talking on your phone. I've done that and my friend didn't bother to tell me for like 10 minutes.
I was having an important meeting and trying not to be the redneck i am. A couple was telling me they was going to Germany for vacation. I said " are you flying or driving" they must have thought I was nuts because you can't drive there. Facepalm moment! And I learned to never try to be something your not. I'm a redneck for sure
Haha I did something like that too bacon! I had toothpaste in my hand abut I couldn't find it on the sink so I started yelling at my brother to where he put it he was laughing at me and told me to look at my hand
"Lost" my glasses while they were on my face. I started freaking out in walmart until my sister (who works there) pointed out that I was wearing them. ?
I was watching Bruce almighty with my dad a few years back, the flood happened and he got all the animals on it, I looked at my dad and said "Dad, what about the fish?" He replied "What about them?" And I said "He got all the other animals, what about the fish?" He stared at me so confused and said "Flood... Fish..." Took a few seconds to realise that and I started laughing at myself :lol: