yo momma jokes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ChickeNuggets2, Apr 10, 2013.

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  1. Say different yo momma jokes

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    Yo momma so fat that when she walks by a T.V she misses five episodes
     
    #1 ChickeNuggets2, Apr 10, 2013
  2. Yo momma so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
    Lol no
    My jokes are lame.
     
    #2 Ghastly, Apr 10, 2013
  3. Lol yo momma so fat when i was watching big bang theory and she passed by i missed 3 episodes haah
     
    #3 BebyLovey, Apr 10, 2013
  4. Yo mamas so ugly you birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
     
    #4 iAmRevolutio, Apr 10, 2013
  5. Yo momma so stupid she bought a glass door with a peep hole
     
    #5 BabyFelon310, Apr 10, 2013
  6. Yo momma so fat she sat on the iPhone and made it the iPad
     
    #6 iMelissa_FarmingMyNoobPup, Apr 10, 2013
  7. No no and no says grumpy cat
     
    #7 That_Witch_BunBun, Apr 10, 2013
  8. Yo momma is so old she farts dust
     
    #8 Dr_Madness, Apr 10, 2013
  9. Your mama so ft I took a picture of her last year and its still printing.
     
    #9 -weQuit-, Apr 10, 2013
  10. To momma so fat she gets used as a tramline at cirque du soleil
     
    #10 BnB-Eden_likesAbeer, Apr 10, 2013
  11. Trampoline*
     
    #11 BnB-Eden_likesAbeer, Apr 10, 2013
  12. Yo mommas soo poor, i saw her walking with 1 shoe on an say, you lost a shoe? She says noo i just found one 
     
    #12 XxtrixiexX2, Apr 10, 2013
  13. Yo Mommas so old... She got an autographed bible
     
    #13 -iMakeItRain-, Apr 10, 2013
  14. Your mother have child bearing hips, but she is a barren woman that bring shame on her village
     
    #14 -alt-, Apr 10, 2013
  15. 
    What?
     
    #15 -iMakeItRain-, Apr 10, 2013
  16. Your mother doesn't have any money, so she thicken the soup with extra water and the flower to feed her children.
     
    #16 -alt-, Apr 10, 2013
  17. I'm not trying to say your mothers a person who likes having dirty relations with people, but she's been on more Weiner's then Heinz ketchup.
     
    #17 NO-ONE-HERE, Apr 10, 2013
  18. Yo moma so ugly she went in the haunted house with tickets and came out with a.job.
     
    #18 BrattyBarbie, Apr 10, 2013
  19. yo momma is so poor she saw a penny and she tought she had won the lottery.

    yo momma is so old in her time burger king was called burger prince.

    yo momma is so fat everyone on the theater is her seatmate.
     
    #19 -Alien-DominusTheReversal-, Apr 10, 2013
  20. Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death
     
    #20 RyanC723, Apr 10, 2013
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