YO MAMA' THREAD!!!

Yo mama is so stupid, she ate Cheerios

 

Eeehhh

 

Yo mamas so old her breast milk is power.

-White Chicks

 

Your mom is so old, her birth certificate says: expired! -some movie I watched long ago.

 

Yo mama so fat,she got baptised at sea world. 

 

Yo mama so short she hang-glides on a dorito

 

yo mama so obese and stupid, she tried alphabatizing a 1LB bag of m and m's

 

Ur moms so fat her splash attack causes damage

 

Yo mammas so fat someone threw a sheet over the sea as her water bed

 

yo mama so fat i ran around her and got lost

 

Yo mama so fat she uses a paint roller to put on her lipstick.

 

This is insulting. I think this will get locked.

 

You're mom is so fat her blood type is Rague!

 

Yo mama So fat, not job would accept her except for sea world as shamoo

 

I have a very funny one but dont want to get banned from forums so if u wanna here it follow me

 

Yo mama had you…



ball game :mrgreen:

 

Yo mama so hot i picked her up and did her in the back if my minivan?

 

Yo mamma didn't get hit by the ugly stick, she got hit by the whole damn tree

 

Your mamas so fat when I thought of her I broke my neck