Yo mama jokes

.. Don't do these I have alot of friends who have had there mother die

 

I know But Make sure they are Not To Mean 

 

Yo mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out ;P

 

Yo mama so Fat when she went swimming in the ocean the whales came up and Sang "we are family!! Even though ur fatter than me!!"

 

Gosh,
*face palm*
I didn't want to do this
But oh well
Yo mama so ugly,
When your grandma dropped her on the street,
She was charged for littering

Kirby Approved

 

Yo momma's so fat that when she jumps into a pool she displaces a larger amount of water than a person of less weight!

 

^burrrn

 

Yo momma is so fat, when she st in class... She sat Next to EVERYBOdY!

 

Yo momma is so OLd when she went inside n antique store, TheY sold her!

 

YO mamma so fat, after sex, I roll over twice and I'm still on da
B I T C H

 

bypassed 

 

And silenced.

 

Dude now I'm perm again 

 

Again? Try reading the rules.

 

Yo mama so dirty
She has creatures in her hair that reliy her.

 

To survive*

 

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