What's worse than finding five dead baby stapled to one tree? Finding one dead baby stapled to five trees. lol My grandfather has the heart if a lion...and a lifetime ban from the zoo
What did the grape say when it was stood on? Nothing,it just let out a little wine. What do you give an injured lemon? Lemon-aid. Sorry I like food jokes.they're very punny.
A vampire bat came back to his cave one night with a face covered in blood, his bat friends asked him to show them where he got it. the bat took his friends miles away over fields and villages then they stopped and he said " do you see that tree over there? Because I didn't" badum chh ?