Write a 20 words story about the object directly behind you

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by KnownStranger, Sep 5, 2016.

  1. I'll start

    I think I'm still a good chair but my owner wants to replace me with a new and better model
     
  2. I'm a wall.
    I don't move much.
    Sometimes he looks at me.
    Other times he turns his back on me.
     
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  4. I'm a butt .. How do you spell kushion ? ?
    I don't move.
    I'm long and black.
    You lay on me alot.
     
  5. My window , It's open. The curtains are sea blue and lime green. Behind the window... A scaffold. Its Red. Scene.
     
  6. Cushion lol
     
  7. I'm white
    I come in a roll
    I get flushed down a toliet
     
  8. "The toy Moose" every time I sit on the toilet it is staring at me from a shelf wild eyed....


    Will I continue?... Find out later on
     
  9. Also...


    This is not a rymed competition. If you feel like ryming then find a better timing.



    Oooohhhhh
     
  10. Its soft...sexy.  It make my toes curl when I touch it.  I love it on my body.  My Bed...
     
  11. The wall is white with three pictures. The first one is a pug life picture, the others are tumblr quotes.
     
  12. I'm just a bed, a tiny old bed. People lay on me. I'm just a bed, a tiny old bed.
     
  13. Poor me, I have to take all the crap. Some day I will say finally stop damn crapping on me!



    On a side note, I was reading forums on the toilet, :roll:.
     
  14. My world is a mess, I'm a garbage in distress. Clean me up, clean me up. That is my story.

    
     
  15. Soft and squishy, you lay your precious head on me. I'm a pillow, the cuddliest and fluffiest one can be.
     
  16. It is hard. It is bare. It's pale.
    My hand felt its coldness.
    My wall is a beach like me.
     
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  18. It is smooth
    It is porclain
    So white
    So creamy
    It holds water
    It can drain
    And fill up
    Flushh
     
  19. Kinky
     
  20. I am a ghost, I came to scare you maybe to make you cry so please don't deny me.