Sure, I'm old, I'm out of jokes, I'm a run down hoe, but I do feel like I need to make a few humorous threads before somebody decides to flip over the table and "take charge". I'm not gonna be specific Some of you know I've been working my ass off trying to figure out what to do with this thingamajiggy in real life and this whatsadoodle in PiMD. Some of you don't. And I'm not going to complain about my spine almost snapping in half and that crap. But I wonder what it's like to be sitting in a wheelchair... I forgot that experience... Ah. The sensation of being a total ass sloth, enjoying the fact I'm in pain and not doing anything worthwhile to contribute to our society is refreshing and oh so sinful. RIGHT, MA? Anyway, other than the fact being a adolescent is giving me the demotivation and truth of school work, my life is... a... a... a... a... Aw— AMAZING. You get rejected by cliques, rejected by your friends, get labled socially awkward, I mean, HOW BETTER CAN IT GET? Ooh! Ooh! I know! You get hot coffee thrown in your face when you stand up for yourself!! Isn't the 21st century amazing? In a world revolving around technology, just because you're one step below me, you have to be jealous and rage around throwing things at me! Verbally! And perhaps physically in that situation. Teehee. That's why I always whip out my amazing weapon that will put all of humanity to shame! Ehmagawd that sounded totes wrong out of context My iPhone. Sure, it's not the fancy iPhone4S, it's because I'm being a fucking impatient bitch, demanding for the release of iPhone 5. I mean, COME ON! I'M STUCK WITH A GOD DAMN PHONE THAT WON'T LET ME LISTEN TO WHITEOUT OVERLINE. THAT'S PRACTICALLY A CRIME, DISCRIMINATION TO VIRTUALLY MADE UP SINGING "ROBOTIC" IDOLS KNOWN AS VOCALOID. *mumbles something incoherent* Well, as I was saying, do you want to know what Chloe's experience was during the all mighty holy summer? Do you? Do you? Woof woof! Do you?! Well. Yes. Yes you do. ----- Of course, nostalgia and the fact I was bored out of my mind got to me and I frantically grabbed my phone and went to the App Store. You know what next, blah blah blah. I redownloaded this son of a bitch and began to make a username. Hey, I wasn't a creative person as I was in Grade 3. Those practical pranks, HALLELUIAH. As I was saying, *cough*, nostalgia had swept over me like a wave bringing a beached whale to... well, a beach. I came up with 'CheekyChloe'. At first I was a complete imbecile, using shorthand, AKA noob language, and used acronyms and all that fancy shit. I was part of the Shepard's Army. YOU GOT IT! I was a sheep. A damned one at that, too. Honestly, you'd be surprised. I didn't even know what the word "bias" meant until I decided to explore the forums. But the good thing was, I had spunk and I was willing to throw it at you if you dared to hold a garden gnome to my face. Anywho, I joined a club. I already knew the basics, hard to believe. I nestled into the warmth of Illegally Downloading. I joined it AFTER I searched forums. Never knew that part of PiMD existed. I made stories, hung out in FF first. I met amazing people. Believe it or not, they were the ones who helped me grow an apple on this sad sad sad love deprived kid's head. I left after the drama. Off Topic was new to me. I treated it as if it were some foreign sci fi scenario. And trust me, I hate sci fi. I wanted to avoid Off Topic. Probably because I was afraid of criticism. My first encounter with people in OT wasn't good. I laid back for months before I turned into Mario again. I kept prodding at mushrooms and did real life stuff like a human being. Let's just say, Shane Dawson saved me from the darkness. And after lurking, and spying on all you sad little souls, I learned something! New words, and new meanings and understood people! YAY! ASIAN KID KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGRISH! RAH RAH RAH!! *cough* *TIMESKIP* It was fun. I got accepted after revealing the truth of me not being who I was. I wasn't an adult, and I sure as hell don't want to be one! *rolls around in mud* PIGSY IS MY UNREQUITED LOVER. I WON'T LET YOU TAKE MY PRIVILEDGE OF LOVING AN ANIMAL IN AN INHUMANE WAY AWAY FROM ME. *cough* As I was saying, I was happy and content and wanted to entertain people. Haters weren't as stupid, close minded, and ignorant like they are today, but hey! 2012's the year we'll all fucking die. If not physically, mentally then. Because we're all weak, truth deprived greedy people who strive for power and dominance, and just a stroke of an ego will lead us to do unthinkable and unimaginable, shameful things. We're that pitiful. *timeskip* Summer was fun. I got violated with barb wire and nearly cut my lips off, got the chance to drink a full glass of beer and puke on a victorian styled carpet while doing it, and understand life. All because of a social app. I might be exaggerating, but you could say, you'll find your happy place in the most absurd... place. Hey, it's a bittersweet recluse! I'm just escaping reality and admitting I have no life at all! ----- *Nomopeystuff* Honestly, the point of this thread is to tell you all that I'm not a spoiled little brat who thinks lowly of other people. >:I I've been called that a few months ago, and I'm sorry if I offended you or anything. I guess this was the time to say it, considering that I'm not that addicted to the game anymore and that whatever insults are flung at me, I won't reply as viciously as before. I even lost the inspiration to make a gore jokes and... well, jokes. Because somebody just had to— *feelsvainanduncomfortablebeforeshuttingup* Anyway, I'll regret making this in the morning. I violated a protocol in my book. ._. Oh well. *Rolls away*
You sound like me in your early stages ;u; Afraid of harassment, treating OT like some sort of sci-fi movie and sticking to FF What a life, right? Oh a yes, do you serve marble jack, swiss, Americsn or Chedder? I take my cheeses very seriously
That's too much for me too read I'm in the same boat here with just the iphone I too am waiting for the iPhone5 ive seen 2 of their latest designs and if they go with the one (that looks like a "ped egg" hell naw it's ugly I personally like their draft that's not much different than the iphone4 and 4s,.. They're expanding the screen.. So all the extra space on front of our phones, will be made into bigger screen
Glenn, you were like a perfecto cupcake sitting in the most polished porcelain altar. Evar. Too bad a random asshole picked you up then threw you in the mud. NO MOAR SHINY. D: