1: if it wernt for women, men would would be wearing last week's socks 2: i love u with all my butt. I would say heart but my butt is bigger 3: 2012. Lets not f*** it up. 4: "username or password incorrect. " Well at least tell me which one 5: Gatorade, why u no make my sweat pretty colors like the commercials? 6: me: I'm finally happy. Life: oh damn, that can't happen. Let me throw something bad in. 7: when life gives u lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes 8: I'm shy at first, but i do the the randomest stupid s*** when i get comfortable with someone 9: people think I'm shy because i don't talk much our participate in anything. Truth Is i really don't give a damn what they're talking about. 10: teacher: why are u talking during my lesson? Student: why are u teaching during my conversation? 11: MATH: mental abuse to humans 12: i saw a spider in my bathtub, so i got a piece of tissue and very carefully burned the house down. 13: i f****** love rainbows. 14: ur probably naked under those clothes. U slut. 15: oh, ur 13 and dating the love of ur life? Tell us about it again in two weeks when he dumps ur a** HOPE IT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your x. She's not coming back. And we don't know y either.
Top 4 lies: 1. I'm fine. 2. I don't like anyone. 3. That was my last piece of gum. 4. I've read and agreed to the terms and conditions.
1. When life hands you skittles, throw them at people and yell "TASTE THE RAINBOW!" 2. When life hands you lemons, make orange juice and then wonder how you did that.