Life is pudding. It starts out as mush and bloingy stuff then... Put it in an oven and boom. Then people must enjoy you. You must be a good pudding. Until you are all eaten up. And people remember you as a damn good pudding.
Grass is green because hulk smashed the ground a lot so the grass was like ermergerd let's camouflage so he doesn't hurt us
Awe poor trex. Thank you. I wondered why my pet was so unhappy. I will be sure to buy him one now! Thank you
That means you're a vampire. I am so sorry for your tragedy. You should join a coven. They do group therapy and sun exercises.
Love is like a song. There is that first bit that catches your attention the chorus which is the main theme of your love and the ending where you're all "sigh that was awesome". Love is like a favorite song you play over ans over then you suddenly look for other songs but hell that one song is the best.