WHY :(

You dense harlet.

 

Harlet is such a fun word.

 

Excuse me, but it's Harlot*.

 

Don't correct me you dense harlet.

 

I just did. What hi gonna do about it?

 

What'chu*

 

I'm obviously not gonna do anything, now get back to your corner you harlet.

 

Make me, harlot*

 

I'd rather not, that would involve me touching you, and I don't want herpes so.....

 

It's okay. I didn't want to be infected by you either.

 

Bitch please, I'm fabulous. Now shoo you peasantry.

 

I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

 

It is so hard for a commoner like you to stop being annoying isn't it. 

 

You seem to know a lot about being a commoner, don't you.

 

Yes, 'twas a long time ago, I too was a commoner like the. BUT, I overcame thyself and became royalty in this... Community we have here, so to speak.

 

I, too, enjoy imagining things, tho I stop at the line of delusion.

 

You see, in a the world of the internet delusion is a thing of the past, in this day and age you can be whatever you want, as long as you strive for it, it must be hard for a peasant like you to comprehend that. 

 

shut the fuck up