WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Because they can.

 

Why can't the chicken just cross the road without its motives being questioned? I mean c'mon.

 

I HAVE A DREAM

Where chickens can freely cross the road without having their motives questioned.

 

Darn vice, beat me to it

 

Why do u care u judge mental hipster 

JK 

To find a mate
Better living conditions
Avoiding prey
Food
Adventure
Freedom
To find the meaning of life
To cross it

 

To get to the other side there was a mighty fine rooster over there younder

 

Uh… Because the is a chicken on the other side and in theory, it was mating season! 

 

Why did the rooster cross the road?
Chicken was on vacation.

 

Chickens don't have the concept of roads

Therefore he did not cross it because, to him, it did not exist

 

So no animal ever crosses the road because they don't know it's a road?

 

They should know it's a path. I think

 

It's a chicken, you don't question a chickens' ability to cross a road.

 

No chicken, zebras and ducks can 

 

Chicken crossing the road without parent present is abomination and thats why the west MUST BE destroyed

 

Because.. The chicken realized it's destiny...
It's destiny... To be turned into a chicken hamburger...
Which would then be eaten by me...
Eventually, crapped out...

 

These comments made me laugh 

 

Because the neurons in his brain pulse with electricity sending a charge to the part of the brain which controls movement to allow it to cross the road. I'm 13

 

To get to your house

Knock knock

Whose there

The chicken.

 

Because why not?