whoever posts the corniest pick up line will get more then j

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by LoveableIdiot, Nov 3, 2011.

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    #1 LoveableIdiot, Nov 3, 2011
  2. More than J?

    Wow
     
    #2 *Cookie0024 (01), Nov 3, 2011
  3. What's more than j cookie?
     
    #3 Karina-The-One-And-Only, Nov 3, 2011
  4. Well here's mine:

    Damn, did you just fart?
    'Cause you blew me away lol
     
    #4 *GreenDayLover (01), Nov 3, 2011
  5.  it got cut of.. Jesus Christ.. Damn hypocrits 
     
    #5 LoveableIdiot, Nov 3, 2011
  6. All I did is ask gosh, why are you so mean
     
    #6 Karina-The-One-And-Only, Nov 3, 2011
  7.  sorry, my little bro pissed me off..
     
    #7 LoveableIdiot, Nov 3, 2011
  8. It's 'whoever posts the corniest pick up line will get more then just a hug ' 
     
    #8 LoveableIdiot, Nov 3, 2011
  9. Again?
     
    #9 Karina-The-One-And-Only, Nov 3, 2011
  10. If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together






    I don't want a prize
    Though
     
    #10 Karina-The-One-And-Only, Nov 3, 2011
  11. Well I want a prize! Lmao
     
    #11 *GreenDayLover (01), Nov 3, 2011
  12. "Are you Mexican?"
    "No"
    "You want some in you?"
     
    #12 MariGiggity, Nov 3, 2011
  13. Is your dad a terrorist because your the bomb haha lmao
     
    #13 *Pannther_Fan_72 (01), Nov 3, 2011
  14. "Mmmmm... U smell like candy, I like candy. I also like to eat candy" (actions after saying that: lick lips and smile like ~~> )
     
    #14 mini-minto, Nov 3, 2011
  15. Erm...I will post every terrible one I can think of. 



    Call me curiosity because I just killed the cat
     
    #15 Azarah6, Nov 3, 2011
  16. "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you!"

    "You're on."

    *kisses*

    "...Dammit. I lost."


     
    #16 Azarah6, Nov 3, 2011
  17. Here's $10. Drink until I'm really good looking, then cone talk to me.
     
    #17 Azarah6, Nov 3, 2011
  18. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
     
    #18 Azarah6, Nov 3, 2011
  19. We're like Little Ceaser's...hot and ready.
     
    #19 Azarah6, Nov 3, 2011
  20. Girl you're like a car accident; I just can't look away!
     
    #20 Azarah6, Nov 3, 2011
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