Hello everyone. Today my brother went missing. I put him in the oven then went disco dancing with Mahmood. But when I got back he had gone! And someone had replaced him with ash and smile and all sorts of gross stuff! If anyone has a spare brother they can give me. I'll be so happy. Also. Mahmood can't dance. If anyone has a better dancing Mahmood. I'll give them both a good home. Serious offers only please.
The postman didnt do it buw. I know. He was busy with my wife. Sexy thanks ! I'll look after him. I have a newer better safer oven. He'll be happy AOD you are naughty but not that naughty. Oh no oh no oh no To the real Thief. Please 'fess up. And put one of fingers on each of my brothers hands up !
Larae it's a nice oven ! It has indoor lighting. Lots of metallic shiny bits. I mean. Who doesn't like metal shiny bits ! My friend has two in her ear hehe she's cute
Silly boy! Your brother wasn't stolen. As you can see, you have a magical oven, it has a portal to Narnia built into its metal bits. Only people small enough that can fit in the oven can be transported. Your brother is in Narnia!!
Thatguy !! Hehehe no ones called me a boy in ages. You made me blush you lovely thing ! I totally love magic ! And sunshine and rainbows and unicorns that taste like chicken. But yeah. I'm blabbering. Back to the topic There can't be a magic portal just for little people. I tested your theory by puttin the two midgets i was tormenting in the oven.. ! I warned them I'd be tickling them if they are still there when I'm back.. And theyre still there. No one stays for my tickling ! There is no portal !! Thief thief wherefore art thou thief ! My imagination needs you !!!