WHIPLASH

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -_MERCEDES_FAN_-, Aug 12, 2013.

  1. IT HURTS WAAAAA
    UR PROBABLY WONDERING WHY WELL BECAUSE
    I WENT TO HERSHEY PARK IN PA
    AND THE FIRST RIDE I WENT ON WAS A KILLER
    IT WAS THE HORIZON
    SO I HAD MYSELF TUCKED IN HEAD BACK
    SEE IM NOT THE HANDS UP TYPE OF PERSON
    I DON'T WANNA FALL OUT OF MY SEAT
    SO THEY TURNS WERE WICKED CRAZY
    SO EACH TIME I TRIED LIFTING MY HEAD
    IT WENT DOWN
    SO ONE TURN WAS SO SHARP BY THE TIME I HAD NOTICED I HAD GOTTEN A WHIPLASH
    IT FELT LIKE A CAR ACCIDENT
    JUST MORE PAINFUL?
    SO BASICALLY I NEVER TOLD ANYONE UNTIL MY SHOULDER BURST WITH PAIN
    SO I HAD TO MASSAGE THE DAMN THING IT WAS QUITE THE RIDE
    SO SEE THUS
    3WEEKS LATER IT'S SLOWLY CREEPING BACK AND U SWEAR IM NOT GOING TO CHIROPRACTOR 


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    OH DON'T U DARE LAUGH MICHAEL JACKSON
     
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    The one that was surprisingly my favorite was the great beat
     
  4. Hahahahahahahhahaha Michal Jackson