Where were you at, Santa? I wanted tickets to Atlana. I wanted some grape fanta. Where were you at, Santa? When I needed a bandana. Where were you at, Santa! I'll just rob your magical sled. You really Left Me 4 Dead. You know it's your Call of Duty, To wear the color of a ruby. I don't wear any type of Halo, But my behavior has been low. I guess I'm kinda in a pickle, Because my behavior is fickle. I really don't want to sink, Santa. I wasn't wasn't mean to Ana, And I ain't really diss Savanah. Can't counter your argument. Of all the black coal you sent, It was lighter than my mail. Even my least favorite letter, Couldn't make me feel so pale. Where were you at, Santa? I wanted tickets to Atlana. I wanted some grape fanta. Where were you at, Santa? When I needed a bandana. Where were you at, Santa! Do you think your no show is funny? I will rob you of your dirty money. Who would slide down a chimney? Man, I used to think you were witty. You just steal cookie after cookie. Elementary school I played hooky. Your outfit is just off brand silk. Don't you dare drink any more milk. Always smacking with your jaws. This is what I told Mrs. Clause, "I can make it rain, dear." I lost count of your reindeer. Forgot who is who already. I swear the disappointment is heavy. Each year I had wrote a list. You must've turned it into mist. That felt like a slit on the wrist. When I visited the North Pole, I wanted to own a stripper pole. Even though you never sent liquor, I'm glad you sent that stripper.
Ahem, no disrespect, but I have no respect. Don't you have a customer inna alleyway dat you need to attend too soon? I hear you call it, "milking hour."
Wait a damn minute :lol: She gives you wayyyy more attention than I do, I think she deserves to be your biggest fan