Where be my better half?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iNoobMakeNightmaresComeTrue, Sep 27, 2014.

  1. It's simple!
    I'm looking for my better half


    It has occurred to me that I'm not going to be young forever heartbreaking right? Having 10 cats and become the new crazy cat lady doesn't seem like my kind of thing. So I've come here today looking for my other half

    As I make nightmares come true, my other half makes dreams come true We will be like yin and yang. We are the opposites that attract one another

    I'm not that fussy but this is what I'm looking for:
    • Male or female
    • At least 200kcs - you better be active too️
    • Can actually make dreams come true - if you can't then we can't be together
    • Can handle a joke - I can come off as mean and insulting so don't be a princess about it
    • Be awesome if you could change your name too having MakeDreamsComeTrue then anything else you want - this is only an option no pressure (unless you are -Kels)


    It's a lot to ask for but s/he has to be the one?
    Apply here or on my wall

    Also enjoy this lovely photo️





    Like to thank RdS-DaSilentRoseLuzMonty for giving me the idea to come to forums
    Fish for laughing at me we'll see who is laughing when I have my partner and you are still in your fish tank alone, Vicky my partner in crime  for trying soo hard not to laugh at me? when she read this and kari have no idea what to write for you, so here is your name be grateful you are now pimd famous
     
  2. Normally I'd find these sort of things annoying, but it was actually kinda cute ? Also Rose my bæ gave you the idea ?
     
  3. I can't cheat on a bae that finally just accepted me as her bae 
     
  4. Yay im famous 
     
  5. priceless ? i couldn't help myself noob  i cracked up

    Good luck with your hunt  ? make sure its worth it

    Vicky
     
  6. Pick iJustin, he's sexy af
     
  7. Justin - you are perm silencedhow we gonna talk

    Sorry-but ~ good but didn't need to know if you didn't want to be could have not posted on here

    Buttocks - sorry mate, 200kcs 

    Vicky - you make it sound like a party hunt
     
  8. Doesn't matter. I'm Justin.
     
  9. What about me? ??

    I'll even wear the same avi as you
     
  10.  me 

    I take this burden 
     
  11. CAUSE YOU ARE THE PIECE OF MEAT!!
    I WISH I DIDNT EA-EAT

    CHEWING RELUCTANTLY
    STILL FAT AND I DONT KNOW WHHHYYY

    THAT'S MY RI-ICE
    MY PRECIOUS RICE
    DONT YOU TOUCH MY FUCK ING RICE

    THAT'S MY RI-ICE
    WITH SOME SOY SAUCE
    IT'S SO SOFT AND SILKY SMOOTH
     
  12. Sorry to tell you all, I've won her over 
     
  13. What do u mean better half ?
     
  14. PICK ME GOD DAMMIT 