Daxter was a middle aged man who had commited suicide because his life had gone down the pooper. His wife and son had both died in a car crash, not too long after Daxter had been fired from the company he worked at... so he decided he end it, he grabbed the shot gun that he kept under his bed in his apartment. Daxter then placed the shot gun inside his mouth. Click, Boom! Was then heard throughout the building Daxter lived in... When Daxter woke up he expected to be in hell... that is where men like him went right? But instead he woke up in front of a bar... Daxter shrugged his shoulders and walked inside the bar, to his suprise there was a few people inside, they were in their own corners drinking... Daxter just walked over to the bartender who was a middle aged man with a evil looking expression. "Sir, where am I? What is this place?" Daxter asked the bartender. The bartender grinned darkly and replied, "This is a bar for souls like you... they appear here to have a drink or two before heading to their destination... most end up in hell, really." Daxter wasn't suprised, he knew he was sealed to go to hell... the moment he pulled that trigger. "So would you like a drink, sir?" The bartender asked Daxter with a evil smile. Daxter looked at him and grinned, "Fuck it, gimme the best damn expensive drink you have!!" Th bartender nodded and he pulled out a bottle, Daxter watched as he opened it and poured some in a little cup, the bartender then handed him the cup to which Daxter grabbed and with one big gulp he drank it all! Daxter then placed the cup on the table, and spoke, "I guess this is it.. i am ready for what awaits me..." The bartender smirked and said, "Follow me!" Daxter followed the man, and the man lead him to a hall that had two doors. One said 'Heaven' and one said 'Hell' Daxter walked over to the one that said Hell, and before he could open it the bartender stopped him. "You got the wrong door, your door is the one with heaven on it..." Daxter was shocked, "B-But how? I am a s-sinner... i killed myself because i could not handle living... this must be a joke!" "Nope, sir!" "Then why?" The bartender smirked, "Because you are the one millionth person to come over to this bar since it's grand opening, congrats!!" Daxter looked suprised before he smiled and opened the door to heaven... he walked inside as he saw light... maybe just maybe he would be able to see his wife and son once again! Note: Whatcha think? This was inspired by something i read a long time ago. I would post a link but oh wells! Enjoy!