-poop -fire -toot Narrater- Once upon a time there was poop. He so badly wanted to marry toot but fire wanted to also. This is the story..... - Toot! Marry me! - No no no! Poop will ruin and he smells bad! Marry MEE! - Oh! Your both so nice I don't know how to choose! - We could start a wildfire!....within my - Don't listen to fire. He is a liar liar pants on fire! - You smell awful! NOBODY could live with you. - I will pee on you and kill you. - Ha! Your poop you can't pee. - ANYTHING is possible if you believe. - awwww Narrater- So in the end, Toot was touched by Poop's faith that he could pee and married poop. - You can now praise my creation. I assure this will become a world class play.
Why are people still reading this thread? Why hast the OP been trolled into submission? Why is the world turning in reverse? Why?!?!
____________________________________ by Chuck Norris on Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:24 pm Because I said so .