When poop wanted to marry toot

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *ABBCCCDDDDEEEEEFFFFFFGGGGGGG (01), Feb 28, 2012.

  1. -poop
    -fire
    -toot

    Narrater- Once upon a time there was poop. He so badly wanted to marry toot but fire wanted to also. This is the story.....

    - Toot! Marry me!
    - No no no! Poop will ruin and he smells bad! Marry MEE!
    - Oh! Your both so nice I don't know how to choose!
    - We could start a wildfire!....within my 
    - Don't listen to fire. He is a liar liar pants on fire!
    - You smell awful! NOBODY could live with you.
    - I will pee on you and kill you.
    - Ha! Your poop you can't pee.
    - ANYTHING is possible if you believe.
    - awwww 

    Narrater- So in the end, Toot was touched by Poop's faith that he could pee and married poop.

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    You can now praise my creation. I assure this will become a world class play.
     
  2. Where are the trolls? This was a waste of time.
     
  3. 
     
  4. The next shakespere!
     
  5. 
     
  6. 
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  7. Bravo 
     
  8. (pretend to read this in Elvis voice)

    Thank you, thank you, thank you very much!
     
  9. Don't worry Leo is here
     
  10. Poor fire ;-(
     
  11. That happened because  (poop) didn't meet  (DebussY) before!
     
  12. Why are people still reading this thread? Why hast the OP been trolled into submission? Why is the world turning in reverse? Why?!?!
     

  13. ____________________________________
    by Chuck Norris
    on Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:24 pm
    Because I said so .
     
  14. . I should have this in English literature instead of Animal Farm