Quick note: it's me. I'm here for the holidays. What the fuck is a pug? --- I came up with this beautiful question when I gave my secret Santa victim a box of "chocolate". Inside the box all of the little places where chocolate go were filled with different photos of Nicolas Cage. I also gave her a two day old toaster strudel with "swerve" written on it. So guys, women, penguins, whatever you identify as, what's the worst present you've ever given or received?
I'm usually really good at not giving out gifts. I think the worst gift I've ever received was a Disney Princess kit with a pen, notebook, and other art supplies.
Life is a shit gift And I demand explanations for these gifts. What asshole gives someone a toilet seat?!
Ok I once worked at a DIY shop and commented to my boyfriend that some woman had brought back a toilet seat that her husband bought her for Christmas. I'm like you, who the **** buys someone a toilet seat for Christmas! Come the next Christmas, we'd been together for a few years and he was talking about buying me a really special present. He knew I really, really wanted an engagement ring and kinda led me on to think that's what it might be. On Christmas Day I unwrapped a toilet seat. How he didn't end up at A
My dad is notorious for buying age inappropriate gifts for me.. Last year, he bought a shiny, silver purse with a long, shoulder strap.. It opened up to reveal a binder, with makeup and a notebook.. Sounds pretty clever, but I was 27, not 13
My grandma would always get us panties, and socks along with toys and in our stockings she would put floss, a tooth brush and other misc hygene iteams, i would have to say that was always the worst. Exspecially opening panties in front of my whole fam