As you may know I like to help people out. in many cases I help noobs with their color text problems. unfortunately more and more of them are making threads about coloring their text. Today I hope to enlighten all those who don't know what the hell they are doing when they make threads. First, click on "new post" at the top right of the screen. choose a title that seems appropriate for your random rant that nobody cares about. (hint) make sure you add emojis they tend to attract other idiots to your thread. Next, add the "startup" to your thread. this part is very important, to correctly do this make sure it has nothing to do with anything important. Things like: hi. join my lame club. Michael Jackson is dead. join my friends lame club. why am I silenced? these "startups" are common in most bad threads. be sure to avoid, "making sense or "being knowledgeable." it tends to make people feel highly of you and we don't want that do we? Finally, (this last one is hard) make sure you don't spell check anything. most people like to make fun of bad spellers. and there you, go enjoy and use this wonderful help and also tune in next time on What To Say After Hitting Someone With Your Car! your host, Red Tiger