One: ...no. Two: wrong forum Three: waste of space Four: Why is this even here? Are you an ignoramus? I'll answer my own question by pointing out the obvious: HELL YES. Shoo.
Umm... Let's see... Hire a cheap... Maid. Then buy yourself a plane, and take your "maid" on the plane. Then make sure the plane crashes, swim to shore, and then, when you come on shore you should meet a troll. Pay the troll to tell him your life story. It's a good plan I promise.