What she says VS what she means

We all know that women are complex human beings and I'm sure most of you understand the basics.. If a woman says she's hungry, than she's hungry, but if a woman says she's 'fine' then she most likely isn't. I'm here to help you understand women a little better.



[Colour=violet]1) I'm Kidding=[/color] I’m not kidding. At all.

[Colour=violet]2) I'm not upset anymore=[/color] of course I'm upset, you idiot.

[Colour=violet]3)Five Minutes=[/color] if she's getting dressed you're looking at about 30mins so grab a beer and sit back on the couch.

[Colour=violet]4) Go ahead=[/color] this is a dare, not permission.. DO NOT DO IT!

[Colour=violet]5) Nothing=[/color] This is the calm before the storm, this means something and should stay on your toes.

[Colour=violet]6) Thanks=[/color] She is genuinely thanking you, not to be mistaken for 'Thanks a lot' which is usually sarcasm..

[Colour=violet]7) Whatever=[/color] this is a woman's way of saying **** YOU!

[Colour=violet]8)Loud sigh=[/color] This non verbal statement usually means you're an idiot and wonders why she's still with you.

[Colour=violet]9)That's okay=[/color] this is not okay and I'm going to think long and had about your punishment.

[Colour=violet]10) Fine=[/color] this a a word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

[Colour=violet]11)I hate you=[/color] [Colour=violet]10) Fine=[/color] I love everything about you but right now you're being an ass so I refuse to let you know how I really feel. Unless you're a Psycho then she probably does really hate you and come any closer she'll probably call the police.[/colour]

so in conclusion you're probably never going to understand a woman 100% but I hope this will make it a little easier..


[Colour=slateblue] I didn't make these up and I take no credit in anyway although I did however edit them a little

 

I give up ? damn bb codes ?

 

Ikr ? Ata, why don't we have a preview button?? ?