What Really Happened-President Barrack Obama President Barrack Obama was born in Hawaii. That is true, but what you don't know is that he is actually a wizerd. He, Kat Williams, Steve Harvey, Chris Rock, George Carlon and Patrice O'Neal grew up together. They all originaly wanted to be comedians and all but barrack got the dream due to him being shiped off to hogwarts. That is where he was put in Gryffendor and met James and Lily Potter. They were great friends however Obama always stood up for snape when James teased him. James and his group invited Obama to go to the shrieking shack with them nightly but he refused due to the fact that he wanted to concentrate on his studies. When Obama got back to the U.S he re-awakened an urge he had had since birth to help america however he can, no matter what cost. Due to this he went to muggle school and studied hard. After that he worked his way from law school to President Of The United States Of America. However everyone he worked with were spies from the slytherin household and worked agianst him causing him to get less done as far as cleaning up George Bush's mess that he had eight years to make. When thought about isn't it easier to make a mess than to clean it?now think. George Bush had eight years to make this mess that is the U.S economy. Obama has only had four to clean it. Plus he was working agianst slytherins. Luckily his wife, First Lady Machell Obama was from the Ravenclaw household and helped her husband through it. A fun fact is that Obama and his widfe fought in the battle of hogwarts allong with the president's old friends the comedians who happened to also be wizerds. All from hufflepuff and ravenclaw. The President is currently running for re election agianst a slytherin named Mit Romney. I must go now, I think they are at the door. Remember what has been said, help clean our mess that is the U.S economy, and if you aren't from the U.S, know Obama is still on your side as well as america's side.Defeat slytherin!