So I have been studying the art of macaroni magic for the past nine years. I know what you're thinking... Am I on acid? To answer that, no. I had a container of Easy Mac last night and made some discoveries. If you rub the powder on your nipples in a rectangular motion, it will cause your imagination to race. Another discovery is that if you add water to the container, the noodles become soggy overtime. Now myself and a few others are starting up a research group called EMG. If you guess Easy Mac Group, then you're correct. Meetings will be held whenever we have free time and food will be available. Another thing, you must have a PHD in human behavior just because. (I don't, but I started the group so shut up) My last and most recent discovery... For any of you who don't know my cat, Pickles, she's a fat, slow, lazy cat. If you feel like cleaning up a war zone in the liter box, give her some Easy Mac. That is all.
Socially awkward? Please, you must be confused. It's called having fun and being random. Ro, meet me at the abandoned farm and we can conduct some studies.
That's too much of a title for a character like myself to hold. Please, just call me your typical macaroni magician.
sorry love. i already ate my easy mac. i almost made a second. but i didnt want to eat it withoutyou. I betrayed you enough with the first. Though you started it. Rubbing the powder on your nipples without me. :E