EGGS So we all at some point have eaten eggs! But at some point have you ever just stared at your delicious, mouthwatering, tooting son of a hen wondered what it meant about you the way you like your egg prepared? I mean doncha just want to submerse into the endless possiblity?! Okayyy okayyy maybe not so much but I've prepared a few descriptions for you anyways. So come on fellow forum-ers let the rest of the world know just WHO....AND..WHAT...YOUR...EGG...SAYS...ABOUT...YOU! Scrambled First things first: Can anyone say LOYAL FRIEND? I think so. Like a dog. Hate to break it to you *ba dum tisss* but you're conservative. Friendly. But conservative You may not be the life of the party but you can be counted on always being at the part. Am I right? Come on fella. Bruh fist that hard mah brutha! Sometimes you're considered dull...ordinary perhaps? But whocares? People still like you! Omelet Let's just say you're the parent figure. Loving and nuturing You can be comforting and also have the ability to bring people together You can sometimes be passive about situations which can be a good thing but also bad if you let people take credit for your hardwork Live long and prosper brutha Sunny Side-Up Now aren't you just a ball of sunshine? Yes you are yes you Ohhh nelly! You have a quite the wild side! YOWWWZAA but...you also have an old soul You dream of traveling but instead of going off the grid you just end up reading books about travel STRANGER DANGER! Dude bruh didn't your mother ever teach you that?! Because you can open up to pretty much about anyone. Friends...strangers.. ANY...ONE.Cool but becareful. Some people steal cookies Aside of being open you take up many lovers. Ahruuuga! that ship has sailed to Lover Island. Pina Colada anyone? Over Easy Aside from the name you are no means a pushover. So MOVEOVER WORLD You can be a tad shy and old fashion. but once you trust you pretty much form lifelong friendships. BFF...FOOREVERRRR*crazy eyes* You're quite but you take a stance on your beliefs. Get it girl get it *flips hair* You can hold grudges. For...eternity. May rest anyone who crossed you the wrong way. mmmmmHMmmmMmmMMM Snap Snap Sugar pop Poached Mysterrriouussssssss Elusive soul *Are you a friggin ghost are some cake flour?!* You are a hardworker! Work it mmm Mmmmm WORK IT NOW! uh! Which helps that you got the business skills to pitch and sale it hard! Did I say hard? Because I ment HARD Everyone and ANYONE wants to be seen with you. Now aren't you the wanted Arm Candy? Faabbbbuuloussss Bruh! Don't let the popularity interfer with your goals though. Tends to make life get kinda lonely after awhile Soft Boiled Um....bruh. You were meant to live in an older era Classy and B-E-A-UUUU-TIFUL! You bet your fur! Bust out the pearls and daddy's fine whiskey! You don't change for anyone. Good for you! Most these chitlins don't have the musk to stay true You can be erm...strict but full of grace. You sir/mister/ma'am complicated at it's finest And lastly. POWERFULLL *Look at them guns!* but charming. Like a chapter out of Gone with the Wind. Hard Boiled Definition of an athlete. Taking care of your health all the friggin time Drives your friends bonkers btw because you're FABULOUS body got them like UGHHHHH on point son!Wanna bromance it up? You have more to you than just the outside though. Inside is always the best and warmest Try to relax everyonce and awhile and take a load off your shoulders. Perhaps literally. Do you even lift bruh?!Probably... Crack that shell of yours *ba dumm tisss* Raw You my friend are just totally HARDCORE TO THE MAX maybe borderline crazy? Alarm is set for 3:30AM every morning. Just enought time to run a "light" 15 miles before hitting the gym then going to work. Sorry bruh but a fine sista like me needs her beauty sleep. Ain't no body got TIME FO-DAT! So let's admit. You ARE amazing in business and run an amazing business but you just want to just leave it all behind one day, go off the grid and live in the wild. Um good for you? Sooooo there ya have it folks! Cracked the code! Mixed the emotions. Flipped the meanings and stirred in the right ingredients! Hope to see you soon. So in the comments below let the WHOLE wide world of PIMD community know just what your egg says about you. And if you agreed/didn't agree let us know! Let ME know! Because darnnitt! You're ingredients does matter. You're extra saltyness and dash of pepper means the world in my bowl! So until next time. I bid thee farwell and happy egging! xX_Wolfette_Xx I apologize in advance if there were any BB code fails.
Lol well I thought you were talking to me. So I got the spitfire in me rolling Then I saw the thing about egg whites