What do you think about in the shower

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -TheRedQueen-, Oct 19, 2013.

  1. So I'm in my shower shampooing my hair when i hear a lot of thumping in my house and automatically my mind goes to the worst thing ever and then i started thinking about what would happen if the zombie apocalypse finally happened and here i am naked. So then i started thinking about what id do if i had to fight my way out of the shower. I have shampoo. That really stings if it gets in the eyes. I also have a loofa… distraction to make my escape. Anyhoo so i realized how odd it is that I'm thinking about this and i was wondering where your mind wanders in the shower. Not in the dirty way. So post below and let me know.
     
  2. I think of ways to prank my daughter. Like putting ice in her diaper. Her mom was not thrilled :(
     
  3. The meaning of life and the universe 
     
  4. I think about getting out before it gets cold  my kids shower first an by the time it's my turn i don't have much time left to get in and out before it's freezing

    When I'm not rushed I think about the days events.

    ?my showers are boring when they are clean
     
  5. :lol: billingsworth.

    Op I also tend to think about the zombie apocalypse happening, but it's normally around bedtime when it's dark for some reason. (I really should stop watching zombies TV shows, and movies.)
    What do I think about in the shower mainly is getting clean things of that nature, although one time my cat started making alot of noises getting stuck in my other bathrooms cabinet and freaked me out when my bf was at work. I grabbed my robe after turning off the shower and grabbed a broom, headed to my other bathroom to find him stuck in the cabinet thinking I was gonna have to beat someone with my flimsy broom. ?
     
  6. In the shower i generally think about life, like if there was no warfare and then a giant meteor hits earth sending shrapnel everywhere impaling every human and using the life blood of humans to power giant distructive robots that destroy civilization.
     
  7. "Man, I really hope the Asian girl notices me today..."
     
  8. lmao you guys are funny. o_O do you really prank your daughter??
     
  9. Usually it's something along the lines of "Where the fuck is my razor?" or "I CAN'T SEE! Shampoo in my eyes! Shampoo in my eyes!" or Give me a second, I need to get my story straight, my friends are in the bathroom getting higher then the Empire State"
    I really don't think in my shower.  And Sir Billingsworth, you are of one wicked mind.  I should totally do that to my best friend's lil cousin one day.
     
  10. Yes, im one of those dads
     
  11. I filled a corona bottle with apple juice and took her to the mall… nobody found it funny -_-
     
  12. Hahaha thats more like praning the public
     
  13.  I can't say I'd find it funny either until I found out it really was apple juice
     
  14. Put vanilla yogurt in a mayo jar next time.
     
  15. i sometimes fill ben and jerrys containers with vegetables then give em to her :lol: … somehow it ends up inside my work boots -_-
     
  16.  depends on the day and what I have planned or what I've done.

    If work later I think of the pure hatred I have for my job  and hope it isn't busy or no idiots on the roads.

    Before going to uni, I normally think about what work I need to do, or what I need to catch up on.

    ? after talking to hammy I think of us in the shower  jk

    Most of the time I just keep a clear mind and relax, let the water massage my shoulders and back, and not think about anything.
     
  17. ^Lies… he thinks of how many candies he's not getting while showering :lol:
     
  18. Billingsworth 

    I tend to think of the what ifs.. Like what if this or that happened and what I'd do. 