When I'm in bed and suddenly your significant other feels like today is gospel Sunday ... I feel like I want to take him and patti labelle n throw them out the window... D-:
When you get into bed after a long hard day. The pillow is perfectly comfertable, the covers wrap around your full body like a layer of heat. You feel completely at ease and ready to drift away into a deep sleep. Then you need to.pee.
when ppl break my sleep for stupid reasons like ur phone ringing or did u cook like really if it's an emergency they'll leave a message and u pass the kitchen to come ask that stupid ass question
When someone makes you feel fuzzy inside and I'm just like no! I refuse to be attracted to your insanely hot body! Or that gorgeous face! And stop making me laugh, it's irritating me ? And then inside it's just like did I mention those abs..and arms...and ah screw it
Or when people turn down your music in your car. Omg I punch throats .that pisses me off. If u need to make a phone call, tell me n I'll do it. Don't b touching my stuff
When the weeks going slow like a snail because I want Saturday to come so I can get my ass over to Spain ?