Weirdest Dreams

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Mars-Pi-, Aug 1, 2014.

  1. This one happened last night.

    So we were on vacation is some jungle, and we got into a clearing. My brother said had saw a scary animal and decided to go on, and I heard a voice. So I screamed for my brother to come back. Then I heard the voice again and I kid you not the voice said "Im coming over there because you're giving me an erection". So, then I start screaming louder and louder for my brother to get here. And then I wake up?
     
  2.  I DIED

    "I'm coming over there because you're giving me an erection."
     
  3. ?
     
  4. ? I had this hella realistic dream once that I was being chased down my hallway and I woke up screaming and kicking the wall. ?
     
  5. I had a dream that I was in a hospital and a criminal broke into the hospital. I was in the closest room. He ran into my room and shook me as the alarm went off. He then proceeded to climb out the window. I woke up in real life to the fire alarm. And my door was wide open. I sleep with it closed.
     
  6. Sorry about that. I was sneaking into your room to rape you, but I'm so hot I set the fire alarm off. So I jumped out your window to escape.
     
  7. Oh cool! My window wasn't open though
     
  8. I closed it on the way out.
     
  9. I'm just that polite ?
     
  10. If only I had dreams like this lol
     
  11. I have dreams that could bat anything y'all have had I promise you
     
  12. But that information is confidential ?
     
  13. Orlly now?


    I have fucked up dreams. ? Ones that would haunt you for life.
     
  14. I had a dream

    In a dream

    Within a dream

    Inception
     
  15.  Only once have I ever had a dream within a dream.
     
  16. Edger Allen Poe~"a dream is but a dream with in a dream"
     
  17. Edgar Allen Poe is bae. 