ways to get kicked from a hotel

Blare Joan Jett at 3 AM

 

You need some caramel a panda and a whole lotta Yo-Yos 

 

^^^intense

 

Do what I do. Sit in the lobby dry king coffee all night. My cousin and I did that and the manager HATED us

 

In Vegas haha go in the casino at 12 and hit on waiters and run up the down escalators))

 

Lol or if u can't get the panda a walrus with a wig will work 

 

Open up the curtains to the window drop your pants and jackoff so everyone can see

 

smoke inside

 

Shit in the lobby

 

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Go to e hotel restaurant and disturb everyone by slamming their food around.

 

Grab the managers bum and ask her to head back to ur room 

 

Sneak into the staff room and make loud sexual noises 

 

and if the manager is a guy?

 

It's not gay if it's a three way

 

If the manager is a guy then u grab a tennis racket and hit him in the kiwis  then his junk  then his privite area  then the place where those pedos grab 

 

Blow up the hotel... Suppose then there is nothing to get kicked out of

 

If he don't get hurt from that then it's obviously not a guy 

 

If he dot get hurt from that then it's obviously not a guy 