[War Review] Life's A Beach

Discussion in 'Wars' started by Jiggy, Jul 24, 2015.

  1. Beach War


    Warning: Not For Cat Cafe Fairies Who Do Not Remotely Want To Do War

    Also If You Do Not Want To Read Quite A Lot, I Suggest You Find A Different Thread.




    Hallo!

    Lately, Hooty and Dj have been putting up wars after every hunt for everyone above 1MCS to participate.

    Unfortunately, they could not cater for those underneath 1MCS :(

    In my opinion, this really is a bummer. However, do not fear! If you have missed the war due to any issues, interested in war or not even close to the stat limit; I'm here to show you what happened!







    The War


    This part of the thread is what happened in this 24 hours. However, it is broken down into little times.

    The Male's side is known as the
    Beach Bods whilst the Female's side is known as Beach Baes

    I hope you really enjoy this, and I've had a lot of fun making this. I'll stop talking and get into it :p






    One Hour In




    We are already one hour into the war and the Beach Bods are already storming ahead. They have a total of 7,401,471,262 Billion and a total of 71 hits! That's an average of 1.18333 Recurring hits per minute!

    The Beach Baes are staggering behind with a total of 6,186,844,365 Billion . They're not very far behind. Only 1 Billion, however losing is losing.

    They have a total of 56 hits, and fights only! That's an average of 0.9333 hits per minute.






    Four Hours In




    Dayum, 4 hours in and we are neck to neck!!! We have a roughly 100 Million difference. That's crazy, or what most people call it, Cray Cray.

    This can only mean one thing: it's a super close war and well evened.

    The Beach Bods are just skimming it like you skim (milk) a Cat Cafe. They are just ahead with 108,723,149,267 Billion.

    The Beach Bods have a total of 1,286 hits. That's an average of 5.358333 hits a minute. Now we are going to head over to the Female's side to see what they've been able to claw up.

    The Beach Baes are fighting hard. They were 1 Billion down 3 hours ago; now they're just 100 Million down. They currently have 108,611,292,568 Billion.

    Their total hits is 1,359. That is 73 more than the boy's!! They must have quite a few more cows. I really think this war is going to reverse.






    8 Hours In




    I knew it!! The Beach Baes have a go go go! They're on a nice move and heading for touchdown. Once they're moving, I don't think there is a stop.



    Unfortunately, the boys are losing. They're down by 40 Billion. That is a lot for 4 hours. Currently, Bod's plunder are standing at 227,077,392,145 Billion. Even though this is a lot, it is no where near the Bae's. The total hits from the guys are 2,689. The average of if is 5.60208333 Recurring per minute.

    Now, The Beach Baes are of course ahead. Their plunder stands 268,222,794,095 Billion. Their number of hits is 3,179 hits. This is considerably more than the guy's like the plunder. The average hits per minute is 6.62291666 Recurring.






    10 Hours Left




    News just come in! A rare occurrence has just happened. The Beach Bods are fight fight fighting for their life. 

    The money they've earned is now at 420,229,502,459 Billion. Their total of hits is 4,932. The average of their hits per minute isssssssss (lissssssssssssssp) 5.87142857. This really isn't much than before. However, Every Little Helps.

    Beach Baes are still ahead with 442,021,354 Billion. Whilst they are still ahead they have lost their 40billion lead and are now down to 20b! Their total hits are now 5,229. This is quite a lot. I wouldn't be surprised if the gap difference does become vast. And now for the average hit per minute 6.225. Damn I take back what I just said. Their hit per minute has dropped considerably.






    5 Hours Left




    And we have it. The last 5 hours are very crucial and could be devastating to find a grasp for ground. The Beach Bods have finally got the lead back after losing it at the 20 hour mark.

    Can they maintain it?

    The Beach Bod's are at 635,519,207,048 Billion.

    Total Hits: 7,385

    Average Hits Per Minute: 6.47807018. This is a MASSIVE jump considering the last average hits per minute was 5.87! They're moving and there is no stopping.

    The Bae's plunder is now at 624,960,879,499 Billion.

    To think that they had a 20b lead before was just a dream in the past.

    Their total hits is 7,363. This is barely more than the Boy's.

    The average per minute is: 6.45877193. Look on the positive side. It's gone up by a bit!






    The 1 Hour Home Straight




    The boys have sprinted around the bend leaving the girls in the dust left behind by the pure pace.

    Boys are at: 856,842,869,949 Billion.

    The total hits delivered by the Boys are: 10,341. They have finally hit 10,000!!

    The average of hits per minute by Boys: 7.49347826

    If the girls make a come back now with such little time left, it will be one of the greatest.

    The girl's plunder is: 791,175,583,372 Billion

    Their total hits: 9,345. Unlucky. Shame you didn't reach over 10,000 with one hour left. :cry:

    The average isssss: 6.77172913






    The Final Results!




    After 24 hours of sweat, tears and sleepless zombies, The Beach Bods have crossed the finish line!!! They crossed it with roughly a 80 Billion difference!



    The results were very unpredictable during the middle; it was clearer later on! Commiseration Beach Baes.

    Here are the plunder from both sides, starting with the Guys then the Girls.

    Boys:


    Girls:






    Extra Extra!





    If you have this far, I congratulate you.

    This is the last section. This part is for the tiny giggles.

    Did you know Mulva joined the war?!?!?



    The clubs were very very even. They landed upon VIP #20 and #21 in clubs!



    Tweak, requested a shout out.

    Here is his shout out to the Cows for making it possible.

    Honey, Daisy, Lazy, Luna, Kaye, Not, Queen, Dyonia, Crystal, Obsess, Panda, Rain, Quim, Nobody. Gukki.

    Finally, there are a few people I would like to thank for making this war possible.

    Of Course, Hooty and Dj.

    MaIicious for making me type your name a lot of times when I just figured your L is an i. So annoying. I feel sorry for those people who are going to farm you in the future. ?but seriously, thank you for helping out by doing club wall arts, providing a few screenshots and of course helping Hooty and Dj. Here are the WallArts:





    StellaNova, thank you for putting up with my screenshot request. Thank you for getting the screenshots whilst I was busy. You've made it so much easier, once again thank you.


    I've Hoped You Enjoy Reading This. You Should Give War A Try. Hope To See You There!
     
  2. Love it?and good job jiggy
     
  3. Good job.



    That was a fun war btw.
     
  4. I'm kinda sad that you didn't mention the outside hitters. :(
     
  5. I was only there for 3 hours. I wasn't a cow?
     
  6. Well duh, you're a panda
     
  7. NICE  Never did say: congrats boys!
     
  8. Thank you everyone Indeed Savage, it was a fun one.

    You weren't a cow, Panda???Were you dtw on the bamboos?
     
  9. That made me lol
     
  10. Was a nice war for a change no fighting among members on the boys side which is always a plus lol
     
  11. Yessss the shoutout!  was a great war was pretty close. Glad we saved dns til later in war that gave the guys the push they needed to win it
     
  12. I just wish I'd have been there from the beginning :cry:.
     
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  14. This was actually a fun read. Thanks. ?
     
  15. You didn't even try to hit me. So you wouldn't know if I was cow or not. But nah I just joined used my DNs and stayed dtw. Difference between unloading and being made into a cow sir. Ask the guy I used two DNs on how it felt. No need to make fun of me because my names panda. Seems childish.
     
  16. I made an appearance living that cow life.
    ?

    Team DJ5ever tho.
     
  17. He was playing lawd
     
  18. Chill out panda, he's just playing ? I'm sure he didn't mean to offend you.

    Congrats boys.