Wanna playhouse?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *Simply_Fox (01), Oct 18, 2011.

  1. Cheesy pickup line time! One per post. Aim for no repeats


    Wanna play house? You be the door and I'll slam you
     
    #1 *Simply_Fox (01), Oct 18, 2011
  2. Could u tell ur panted to stop pointing at meh it rude
     
    #2 *MsRandomLovesAll (01), Oct 18, 2011
  3. pants srry
     
    #3 *MsRandomLovesAll (01), Oct 18, 2011
  4. Lmao
     
    #4 *Simply_Fox (01), Oct 18, 2011
  5. Hahahahahah
     
    #5 *MsRandomLovesAll (01), Oct 19, 2011
  6. Your body is a wonderland and I wanna be Alice
     
    #6 *Simply_Fox (01), Oct 19, 2011
  7. The word of the day is legs. So why don't we go to your place and spread it.
     
    #7 kittehwars, Oct 19, 2011
  8. Walk up to a girl and hand her a packet of sugar and say "You dropped your nametag."
     
    #8 *Salrion (01), Oct 19, 2011
  9. *looks girl up and down. Crosses his arms* how you doing 
     
    #9 *kickurkeester (01), Oct 19, 2011
  10. More?
     
    #10 *Simply_Fox (01), Oct 19, 2011
  11. Guuuurl did u just fart?
    'Cause you blew me away 

    Best. Pickup line. Freaking. Ever!
     
    #11 *GreenDayLover (01), Oct 19, 2011
  12. Wanna go to my house and play soldiers you can blow my rocket up
     
    #12 *james0111 (01), Oct 19, 2011
  13. Look at the keyboard.. U and I are together :)

    Buuut.

    Look below it. It says JK . ;)
     
    #13 TheAndi, Oct 21, 2011
  14. " Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it. "
     
    #14 Maggie2007, Oct 21, 2011
  15. I lost my teddy. Will you sleep with me? It is their a mirror in your pants? Cause I see myself in them.
     
    #15 *bubsiee (01), Oct 21, 2011
  16. I meant is there *
     
    #16 *bubsiee (01), Oct 21, 2011
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