Walmart Checkout Line = Hell on Earth

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *-Anna- (02), Jul 9, 2014.

  1. So guess which unlucky soul is waiting in a long ass walmart check out line?

    Meeeeeeeee

    I've successfully flipped through US weekly, People magazine and Soap opera digest

    Only 5 lanes open. Tons of people. This is blissful really. Not like I have places to go, things to do.... Lol no of course not. Walmart is my liiiiiiiife. Fuck Chipotle.

     The one good thing that's come out of this is now I know Clooney's getting married! And his fiancée Amal is expecting! (the really isn't that important, but marriage and babies makes me happy)

    Express your walmart woes below 
     
  2. People of Walmart epic videos
     
  3. I got punched in the face at Walmart on black friday
     
  4. I went to Wal-Mart and a person tried to buy my shoes I was wearing I swear he was tripping out on something.
     
  5.  Black Friday is like a yearly massacre waiting to happen. People kill for those sale prices.  Literally.
     
  6. I once saw a mom try on a different shirt hiding in the rack of the clothes while her kid stood on guard. No idea why she didn't just use the dressing room.
     
  7. I hate that hell hole. Nasty people everywhere that block the isles with their 8 kids or their fat ass in one of those handicapped motorized cart thingies filled with chips and soda.

    Last time I was there, I intentionally hit someone with my cart.
     
  8. Me and my brothers play marco/polo in walmart around 1am every friday till they kick us out. Thats my extent of Walmart lol
     
  9. Oy vey  Seems Walmart brings out the rage in Mandi.

    And lol Kyle that's a first  Why play Marco Polo so late at night?
     
  10. Wal-Mart=hell target ftw
     
  11. Black Friday in Walmart = Hunger Games
     
  12. That's fun kinda lol^
     
  13. We play marco/polo so late because they always have the fat security guards instead of the skinny/fast ones lol
     
  14. There was this little 4-6 year old boy singing and his mom (or possibly big sister?) yelled at him saying "if yours not gonna sing it right don't sing it at all!" Like wow... #EPICPARENTINGSKILLZ
     
  15. A kid with no clothing.. and I mean nothing was walking in Walmart like nothing was wrong. He was like 10 or maybe even older. ._. Walmart.
     
  16. I was stuck in Walmart during a tornado :roll: no biggie :lol: :roll:
     
  17. I got arrested at Walmart before for arguing with the manager about opening lines up. The lines were all the way to the dressing room and only 2 were open. He said he felt threatened because of my choice of words and my body language. I hate that stupid store.
     
  18. Is it bad that when I lived in my apartment I fled to walmart because if a tornado?  the manager even let me take my kitty inside.
     
  19. i went there once on black friday and they only had 3 lines open.
    I waited in line for 2 hours. -.