Vampires?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by WillyTheDeuce, Aug 14, 2013.

  1. Are there any vampires on PIMD? I mean real, true vampires. I am.

    I had my awakening when I was 17. After a night of hanging out with some friends, I was visited by a vampire. He called himself Triumverus Caer. He came in through my bedroom window and spoke to me about his ability and his council.

    He placed his hands upon my chest and I soon felt very cold. I dropped to my knees and looked up to him. He grabbed me by my neck and sunk his beautiful fangs into it. Oh, the feeling of such power coursing through my veins was almost orgasmic, I passed out from the pleasure.

    When I awoke, there was a small scroll on the floor in front of my body. I sat up slowly, my whole body was dead cold. When I reached out for it and read it. I understood it completely. This is strange because it was written in Latin. It told me about my newfound powers.

    What are my powers you ask? I have the ability to withdraw the energy from your body. A psychic vampire. This kind of vampire is special because I can still go out in the sun and have a normal functioning life. I feed off energy instead of blood.

    So, here I am now, I've had my powers for little over 3 years. They're great. I'm in very high respect of the elders and I've become a sire to a few of my own underlings.

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  2. AWESOME
     
  3. First, are you being serious?Second, you read Latin?!Third... wow.
     
  4. I am never always completely not serious.

    It's a trait I may have picked up in the early 13'th century.
     
  5. Come over Haiti plz. We need u dear. Fraternity wants to meet u. Contact me if ure down for it. Btw if ure a real vampire wall me the password. Thx
     
  6. But you said you've had your 'powers' for a little over three years.I call bullshit.
     
  7. obviously this is a joke thread 
     
  8. I know that. But this guy ....
     
  9. I dnt think he's a vampire. He is just a telepath. (Hope thats how u say it in English)
     
  10. I said I "may" have.

    I'm pretty old, you know. Geez. PIMD is into specifics these days, eh?
     
  11. You should write a book. 
     
  12. Im a Psychological Vampire.

    Psi vampires feed on the life energy, memories and thoughts of mortals, not blood. We are not able to feed upon emotions, and do not need to have physical contact with my victims, though the feeding process is stronger with physical contact.

    I do have to maintain eye contact with my prey, whether they have physical contact or not. Once this eye contact has been established, you will find it very hard, if not impossible to break eye contact until I release you.

    Given the energies on which I feed, it is very easy for a Psi vampire to kill someone, especially if you suffer from mental instability, are sick or have a serious physical injury.
     
  13. Jeez I never thought twilight saga will make ppl so obsessed about it don't watch too much tv  if u r a vampire bite me I wanna be one too
     
  14. I don't bite.

    But I'll literally kick your ass in a staring contest.
     
  15. Willy is being funny on two platforms! Yay KaW!
     
  16. So u live for ever? N u know what's in ppls mind?  what am I thinking right now?
     
  17.  If you like Twilight, get out or I will just ...
     
  18. Well unless u send me the password I wont trust u. Otherwise welcome to the family Willy. Btw where do u live? I wanna have eyes contact with u and see if ur powers will work on me.