Valentine's For the single

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Chewbacca, Feb 14, 2014.

  1. Ok ok, so I know that most of you are single, obviously I mean you are on PIMD right now... And most of you, yeah all of you are addicted.

    I'm going to teach you how to do this, you know get a date.

    First off, go to PIMD WC. You can find so many lusters it ain't even funny, well it is because they're so desperate :lol:

    Secondly, you'll need to follow one of them..
    Items needed: 3.14 gallons of water, a water hose, and a picture of Larry the Cucumber No not that cucumber you screwed up perv.

    Next you should start a nice rp, then say you have too poop. Hopefully you get a response like this,

    "What's your number?? We can text rp!!"

    Yeah then give them a fake number, then tour work has finished.


    Now you should have the balls or guts(ladies) to go get yourself a fucking RL date!

    But then again we all know them virtual Roleplay bodies are better than them RL chunky monkeys.. :twisted:
     
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  3. Very little replies :shock: I've broken my record!
     
  4. I'm offended for chunky monkeys, lusters
     
  5. My long winded reply was cut off! So much for making points to detour their stereotypes.