The Turtle and his Wonderfarm One morning, after a long party a turtle decided that it just wasn't the life for him. He often dreaded having to sit and facepalm himself repeated , especially since last night he missed and cracked his shell :? He wasn't even certain how he managed to do such a thing. Regardless, events prior lead him to search other means of fun in his down time. He vaguely remembered a friend of his telling him about a farm that they worked in from time to time. He did though remember his friend saying that odd things happened there, intrigued and bored he called her to see if he could visit. Snickles: Ohh hai dere turty, long time no speaky, how are you lah? Turtle: Noob I was wondering if you still visit that farm you told me about once? Snickles: Ohh yesh I do, I'm dere erryday... I warn you doe Turty... it's strange here at times.. I mean..I did take home some crop from there last night and you wouldn't believe what happened! A POTATO FLEW AROUND MY ROOM AND POPPED MY MUM IN DE EYE :? I wuz kinda skeered ...it even yelled "THA SaLaD SHALL NOT WELT :shock: Turtle: Sounds like it could be fun, maybe I can leave my cat there as well... He seems to be slightly hypnotized anyway so he may possibly fit in there . Mind if I come by? Snickles: No not at all, come by anytime. Just make sure to keep your shell close by, there happens to be a pervy moon here and...well...its pervy ..what else is there to say, but dun worry noobles , I'll protect you as if you were bae #9873 <3 Turtle was pleased to hear that he could visit, he couldn't wait! As Giddy as a Prima Donna , he slugged off to visit this farm! When he arrived he was shocked to see that Snickles wasn't lying about the farm. He saw Cabbages and Lettuce heads dualing to the death!, a strange creature yelling about how he was going to explode ovaries? And sure enough he saw the so-called pervy moon ! To his shock it was indeed Winking at him and offering to strip his shell off and dance with him til the sun rose. Amused as he was and slightly shocked, he searched for his friend Snickles , while taking in everything around him. Yet something caught his attention.... He heared what sounded like money being tossed around ..curious, Turtle followed the sound to a barn , but didnt see his friend outside. He crept to the door and peeked inside and saw people cheering and yelling out numbers. He wanted to know what was going on, so he went inside to find his friend Snickles straddled to the back of a giant turnip charging at what looked like a pill riding a turnip :shock: MED, YOU SHALL NOT WIN, I AM THE POTATO WHISPERERER NIBBLES All of a sudden Snickles pulled out a cannon and fired at the turnip riding pill ...but missed! The potato ricocheted off the pills head and flew right at Turtle, knocking him unconscious! THE END ?