From now on, when I see a fucking troll hating thread, I swear to God I will troll it so bad that you won't recognize shit from crap. Yeah. As if you do. Trolllz. Imma seperate their trolling styles in different categories. Your typical troll that you believe is crude, and idiotic, not to mention "ugly" in many ways, is NOT what you think you know. The reasons they troll is because you've done something stupid or you've been asking for it. I'm a troll, trust me. I know when things go overboard. 1. You have the troll you've always seen in fairytales. Those that fool you with metaphors and them stupid riddles. They don't actually exist in real life though. So... SUCK IT. 2. You get this fail troll who always goes overboard and fails at the basics. Basics of trolling, and the basics of life. They make a good laugh though. Be a smart lad and ignore them will you? Or you could always just troll back. Remember! Fail trolls are allergic to intellectual and sophisticated words. 3. You have the troll that ISN'T A DAMN GNOME OR A FUCKING FAILURE. You get the average one that trolls decently and gives people with actual humor a laugh. Of course, if you don't laugh, it means we're trolling you or that you're just too sensitive and overdramatized to find it funny. 4. You get the better than average ones that stump the crap outta you. I don't need to explain... Use your brain and picture somebody sitting on a toilet reading a book, compared to a man holding a weapon and shouting "I AM SPARTACUS!". You get it. Don't you? --- So before you open your whiny little mouth and tell me that all trolls are bad and shitty, think of yourself. Are you not a person who thinks everything is awful and believes that you have the "power" to restore "justice" and "hope"? FOR GOD SAKE, WE'RE YOUR HUMOR RESOURCES AROUND HERE, BITCH. Kthnxbai.
Mattt!! Kylee, how awesome? I'm thinking of Miley Cyrus stoner addition with her naked in oil sprawled across the stage singing the worst song ever. :0