If you're going to troll, You might as well roll. You'd be wasting your money, And nobody think's ot funny. Not even a bit, You might as well quit. If you fail, Expect a hail; Of sarcasm, And wargasm. Thing's aint what it used to be, PIMD was free, Lit up like a tree. A troll rolls in, In a useless peice of tin. A smirk on his face, That I will just erase. A silence isn't fun, But don't act like a nun. Might end up like Osama, Getting wrecked by Obama. If your going to troll, read this. The community here, will tear you up in a mist.
Every dog has it's day, Sadly; yours is today. You won't win a fight, With your beaver overbite. A face of a monkey, Body's a bit chunky. Sweating out gravy, I'm the Captain; i'll send you to Davy. You think your smoking, You must be joking. Your a wack, For messing with Jack. You won't understand, So let me be the man. You will lose, Back to drinking Booze. Trolling isn't recommended, It will only get you beheaded.
Mess with the best, Get silenced like the rest. Silncer on my hips, Terms Of Use on my lips. If your going to troll, Might as well fold. All used up, Like Charlie Sheen's drugs. You won't get it, It's to complicated. Anyways, I said it. You type like your constipated.
Thanks, I make mistakes. Just like the one guy acting like a fake. He types like a gangster, Hasn't passed school. He's a little wangster, Who think's he's really cool. So hardcore, Grew up in isle four, In the Apple Store. Got a rhyme to the beat, Sadly; trolls can't take heat. A song with a lyric, A troll can't hear it.
Rappin jack, Had splat. He went to kaw, Expecting adore. But he crossed the line, Luckily with no fine. He tried to kill my thread, But it was as hard as lead. He tried to be divine, But we were not letting him shine. He made a fail thread, It fell like lead. It was about obama, And his bf Osama. He'd say I'm a fail, And probably wail. He thinks he's a troll, But man he's darkfires doll. I think they are a pair, I suppose that is fair. While you suck his teet, And lick all his feet, He tries not to fail, And makes bail, when he does.