top 5 pisstakes of today.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by PR-IhaveCandyGetInTheVan, Jan 18, 2014.

  1. 1) my razor snapping in half whilst shaving
    Conclusion: bought a more badass razor.

    2) eliquid spilling in my mouth. burny shizz be burning my tongue conclusion: hugely hydrated due to vast amounts of water drunken/gargled to get rid of burning. No eliquid left. Stained floor.

    3) knowingly knowing food is piping hot, get trying to eat it anyway, jiggling the piece of duck coated in steaming hot hoisin sauce in my mouth trying not to burn, and being to much of a tard not to spit it out. Conclusion: burned mouth.

    4) forums on ios 5 due to lack of forums on my iphone, next to no emojis. Conclusion: ios 5

    5) everything on tv is a repeat.
    Conclusion; music channel... And even thats Fucking repeated songs


    Meh.
     
  2. That was the most awesome thing I have read. This is amazing.
     
  3.  Jim I love u! Number 3 is so true I do it all the time ? or I keep sipping hot soup and my tongue hurts for days ?
     
  4. , they human mind is full of oddities  e.g no one has the gumption to spit hot food out