1) my razor snapping in half whilst shaving Conclusion: bought a more badass razor. 2) eliquid spilling in my mouth. burny shizz be burning my tongue conclusion: hugely hydrated due to vast amounts of water drunken/gargled to get rid of burning. No eliquid left. Stained floor. 3) knowingly knowing food is piping hot, get trying to eat it anyway, jiggling the piece of duck coated in steaming hot hoisin sauce in my mouth trying not to burn, and being to much of a tard not to spit it out. Conclusion: burned mouth. 4) forums on ios 5 due to lack of forums on my iphone, next to no emojis. Conclusion: ios 5 5) everything on tv is a repeat. Conclusion; music channel... And even thats Fucking repeated songs Meh.
Jim I love u! Number 3 is so true I do it all the time ? or I keep sipping hot soup and my tongue hurts for days ?