today i learned

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by kittehwars, Oct 5, 2011.

  1. Tell us what you learned today!

    Today I learned that you shouldn't stand on chairs with wheels.
     
  2. Today I learned um, idk, just give me the F
     
  3. Today I learned that I'm technically first to post here , since he got F
     
  4. Today i learnt not too trust your friends wen they tell u a pen isn't permenant  i am now stuck with 'i love santa and coliflower' on my arm  yaaaaaay 
     
  5. Today I learned that the zombies in call of duty black ops laugh when they kill you
     
  6. Arrogant b************
     
  7. If the bus is packed with fifty kids all going to church, just walk home
     
  8. Today I learned not to chase guys down stairs  lol I tripped and sprained my ankle 
     
  9. Today I learned: razer is mean and probably doesn't even know what arrogant means, not to piss off the spanish teacher, and X= suck my cock, bitch
     
  10. Today I learned how to say peace in a bunch of languages
     
  11. Today I learned how to calculate limits and stuff like the.
    The limit of sin(x over x as x approaches zero 
     
  12. Today I learned that stupid bags chips are stupid rip offs because there are only 5 chips and the rest is air. 
     
  13. Today I learned that I have 5 days to live
     
  14. Today I learned ants love chorizo..
     
  15. Today I learned that some people on here don't know what brats are. It's blasphemy.

    Poor unfortunates outside of WI. 