DANZO. YOU ARE A HOE. MY HOE. YOU ARE MY FAVORITE HOE. BECAUSE YOU LIKE MY LITTLE PONIES AND FANTASIZE ABOUT DRESSING UP AS ONE. AND BECAUSE YOU'RE FILLED WITH FANTASTICAL MIRACULOUS MAGIX. OH, DANZO. DANZO DANZO DANZO. YOU ARE A HOE. -- Useless thread for Danzo to fangasm in.
Ugh. Fine. -- DANZO. YOUR SPARKLY EDWARD-CULLEN LIKE ABS MAKE ALL THE WOMEN FANGIRL OVER YOUR HUMONGOUS MILKSHAKE-LIKE ASS. ALL THE MEN ARE JEALOUS OF YOUR POGO-RIDING SKILLS. YOU SHOOK THAT LIKE A FUCKING BOSS. PLEASE. DANZO. YOU ARE STILL A HOE. -- Derpherp.
:0 I want Danzo's piggy back rides! I want to experience the experience of Danzo's Chloe-tested Chloe-approved piggy back rides!!!
>:0 You took me to the park filled with rainbow pogos, gave me a piggy back ride to the icecream truck, and then we rode on a unicorn to the girliest side of the galaxy and ate cake the entire time. >:c
._. I've always thought PWNY was a more proper name for him. Considering it sounds like pony. And I like ponies.