This offers some tips about key people and situations to stay clear of when you're under the influence. Parties usually mean good times and where good times are, alcohol is sure to be close by. Sure alcohol makes us feel REALLY good, but it sometimes makes us do things that we might not have done if we hadn't had that one last drink that put us over the top. With that being said I want you guys to be careful. There are just some people you do not need to be around when you are drunk. Your Crush: When you are drunk is probably not the time to tell your crush how much you're feeling them. You'll probably proclaim your undying love for them. You may share a tad bit too much, like how you called them 50 times last week with your number blocked just to hear their voice. Not so sure they will find that flattering, and your chances of ever being more than just an obsessed stalker will promptly be over. Your Boss: You don't want to be around your boss, your source of employment, the reason you were able to buy all those neat gifts for everyone, when you are drunk. You'll pretty much say all the stuff that you don't have the guts to say on the regular. You know, all the stuff about how much of a complete idiot they are and how much they make your tush itch. All the flattering stuff *laughs*! You will wake up the next day with a hangover and a pink slip. That Bitch (you know the rest): You know the one. The one person you can NOT stand. The one person who makes you regress back to a childlike state where all you can think about is meeting them after school, but also the one that you would not dare fight when your sober cause you will more than likely get beat the heck down. You'll end up in a fight that you will lose because you can't even stand up straight. The only thing that is working correctly is your mouth that got you into this mess in the first place. You'll wake up in the morning with a headache and a black eye. Not a pretty combination folks. The Police: I am sure I don't have to say much about this one. Stay away from the police when you're drunk or you WILL end up in jail for (insert random reason here). The Perv: This is more for the ladies, only because most guys enjoy when a chick feels them up regardless of the circumstances. *laughs* Ladies you know the deal, somehow it never fails at every party there will be a creepy guy that is waiting for a lovely lady to get a little too much to drink so that they have their nasty little way with her. You know the jerk that tries to get a cheap feel by any means necessary. He may come over and act like he just wants to make conversation, but he is really just waiting for you to wobble a little bit so he can make his move. As soon as you look like your footing is a little unstable, he will act like he is trying to help you regain your balance, but somehow he ends up with a handful of butt and breasts. The Ex: Now this can't just be any ex- it has to be THAT ex. We all have one. It's the guy or girl you just can't get enough of no matter how long you've been broken up. The one that you know is absolutely no good for you so you purposely stay away from them. When you're drunk all of that good sense gets thrown out the window, and before you know it you will be getting it on. What happens the next morning usually is not good…. Bonus: The Cellular phone: This one obviously is not a person, but it is still very key. If you get too drunk, please try to stay away from your cell phone. You'll leave yourself open for the drunk dial, and who knows who you will call and what you will say…. Passion