Things uni/college students say 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Ahli-LovesMike, Nov 12, 2015.

  1. When you've been a college student on and off for 5 years, you hear it all.. Here's a short list of the most common things I've heard at uni ;)


    ? I didn't go to any lectures, and now I'm freaking out about the final. Got any hints?

    ? Even though I'm a 3rd year student, and in every single paper I've ever written, the abstract wasn't included in the word count, for this report, is the abstract included in the word count?

    ? How many tutorials can I miss without academic penalty? I'm too hungover..

    ? Even though you said the 12th at least 5 times, and today is the only the 10th, when do we get our marks back?

    ? Let's organise a study group before the exam, so we can chat about how much we don't know, and who got with who at the end of year ball ;)

    ? I can't find any articles on the single most researched topic ever!

    ? I didn't know we had class today.. Despite it being at the same time every week for the last 12 weeks..

    ? What's our professor's name again?

    ? Even though you're talking about Topic A, I'll interrupt the lecture to show you my skills and knowledge by going off on a tangent about Topic B.. I sah smert ;)

    ? OhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGod only 10 more weeks til the final, I HAVE to start making study notes, like yesterday.. And send them to everyone I know.. And revise them.. And revise them again.. I'M NOT PANICKING, YOU ARE!!

    ? Class? Nah.. Uni bar? Hell yeah!

    ? I think people who wear shoes to class are so blasé.. I'm waaaay too cool for that.. Or attending class.. Or studying.. Oh hey, can I see your exam notes?

    ? Anyone got $1 for ramen?

    ? I'm not worried, there's still 4hrs to go before this 2000 word paper is due, I can totally smash it out ;)

    ? P's get degrees

    ? I say I was up all night studying, but in reality, I was playing games, watching videos of cats, reading crappy ad-filled articles about the Kardashian's, and didn't sleep til 4am, so yeah, I am snoring in class right now..

    ? Do you think that obscure, one-off comment our professor made about that topic not even relevant to the subject in gonna be in the exam?

    ? Probably should've studied instead of binge watching all 9 seasons of HIMYM. For the 3rd time ?

    ? Will there be food?

    ? There's not enough coffee in my cup for this..

    ? Write drunk, edit sober.

    ? Only __ more weeks til freedom!! 


    What do kids say at your college? 
     
  2. 'Pint of carling' please was the one I remember most often.

    'I'm skint' a close second.
     
  3.  I forgot "Let's just get a goon bag", but I think that's an Aussie exclusive
     
  4. ?I say a lot of these 
     
  5. P's get degrees? I think it's C's get degrees 
     
  6. At my school, on the way to an exam, a lot of people say or think, "I should just walk in front of the bus so I don't have to take this test, and the school will pay my tuition."
    It's kind of depressing, but very common lol
     
  7.  my bad, it's the Aussie system.. 50-64% is a Pass.. 65-74% is a Credit, 75-84% is a Distinction, 85-100% is a High Distinction we don't do ABC's here
     
  8.  oh wow Amaranth, that's awful!!
     
  9. Ahhh that makes more sense ?
    Lol 'tis the college life
     
  10. I wondered what p's get degrees meant. Are we the only ones who classify with first, 2:1, 2:2, 3rd and pass?
     
  11. I have absolutely no idea what you just said 
     
  12. This is more of a workforce problem I think but we realized this upon looking for our OJT's.

    That company says they want Fresh Grads ... With already 3 years of work experience. Where exactly do they expect "experience" comes from? 
     
  13. During final exams, we all yell "Take one for the team!"
    cause the beautiful rule here is: If someone dies or gets seriously injured in class during the exam, everyone receives an A.
    it's horrible but it's college life
     
  14.  Are there going to be free food/things?

     Are we really required to go to class?

     Does attendance count for a grade?

     Will there be any extra credit we can do?

     What all are we going to be tested on?

     When are the quiz/test dates again?

     When is our break?

     Why do teachers give us questions over irrelevent things?

     I have never heard him talk about this test question in lecture AT ALL.

     How hard is the test going to be?
     
  15. ? How many more meals do I have to use up before we have another new set of meals?

    (Our uni does 10 meals as min, a week. If we don't get those 10 meals finished for the week, we lose out on that money. It does not roll over like other unis. :cry: )

    ⌚ I hate my teacher. They suck cause I have bad grades. They don't know how to teach.

    ✏ My teacher writes too damn small for me to read her/his chicken scratch and jot down lecture notes for the test.

     Why the hell does my teacher not make study guides for us? Our life is hard as it is.

     The uni food here sucks. Take me to some nice place to eat, Friend.

     I'm gonna be fat with all this stress eating.

     I need to exercise my stress off. But [insert excuse here].
     
  16. So damn true :lol:
     
  17. It's very common of people to say that they will fail. Then they get A :cry:
     
  18.  classification system over here in England. Almost any decent university ranks undergraduate degrees as with honours unless you only get a pass. A first is the highest rank, second class are split into upper second (2:1) and lower second (2:2) then 3rd. Then the people who don't graduate with honours get their pass. Most people end up with second class honours so I'm guessing the 2:1/2:2 distinction was brought in to differentiate. A good degree is usually classed as 1st or 2:1.
     
  19. Apparently it dates back to the 16th century. We like our old eccentric ways here ️
     
  20. Smells funky. Like lavender soap and moth balls.